soulscreme's Reviews

[Numa Numa Dance]

So pathetic, so funny

This is so funny, not because of it's actual content but because of how pathetic it is. Not only was somebody pathetic enough to do it, but also to have it video tapes and posted on the web. And then to become famous for being pathetic, that is fargin hilarious!

[[ZombieHead] - Ep5]

VOICE!

Okay, the main characters voice is so much like IllWillPress's Foamy. It's so friggin annoying dude. The rest is cool

Jamicus responds:

christ. who cares?
so zombiehead's voice happens to sound like some other characters somewhere. THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

[Brolly Unleashed Trailler]

WHY!!!!!!!!!!

Why did you do this? Your animation skills are not bad, but you wasted them on a crappy DBZ rip off? I hate DBZ and even I know you spelled Vegetta's name wrong. Try again with your own concept and I probably won't blam it.

[SW: X-Wing Shooter BETA]

Some suggestions

Hey man, I'm a professional programmer and these are my thoughts. Not bad. But the following are things to fix:

Make the graphics less pixelated, even if it means sacrificing size or the amount of things on the screen.

Nobody will want to play a whole game with just the imperial march playing, develope a soundtrack.

Make the gunfire of your ship visible, i barely knew I was shooting.

Make the ships lasers click and dragable, in the movies they had rapid fire, the user should have the same.

Make sure the ship doesn't leave the screen when they move the mouse to extremes.

If you need help with any of these algorithims or anything feel free to e-mail me.

[Sketch-it!]

Play???

Ok, so maybe there is no point in making this flash, maybe it's an experiment, fine. But why post it? It's a neat tech demo, that's about it. You should nto be posting tech demo's here. I made a graphing util in Flash for a company, but I didn't post it. Also, why the fuck does the button say play? It's not a game, there is NOTHING to play. Welcome to Blamsville, population... you.

ryguypie responds:

Blamsville? wtf are you talking about? do you have any idea how anything works? once this makes it past judgement stage it CANNOT be blammed. Sorry to disapoint you.

[Canyon Glider]

Corporate Assholes

Ok, Miniclip.com is an established site. They don't need to put their shit on newgrounds, they come here and post games made on a corporate budget and take away credit from the underground developers who this site is for. You don't see homestarrunner posting their new episodes every week. I mean, I am currently working with no budget and no technology to bring 2 episode ones of upcoming series to this site, but I know if that week miniclip spent 3 grand on some POS game my series will never make it. IT's pathetic. Go HOME!
If you guys are interested in underground animations and stuff check my profile in October for Valor: Strenght of the Spirit, Episode 1: Bodies from the Sky which will be a light hearted animation in an American anime style. And in December I'll be brining Fist Full of Lead, another American anime style flash with a darker plotline. But please, support the underground not corporate america.

Also, since it seems any time a decent trailer pops up the series never comes to be none of my series will have trailers.