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[Talon Episode II]

STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!

Straight to the top of mediocrity! One, there is damn near no animation, the story is umm... what was the story again? The style, copied. The effects are unbelievably horrid. YEs, this is much better than the last one. Only because the last one was horrible. I would give you credit for the action, but it was very jumpy, and most of it was ripped from movies and crap, like the one scene was clearly straight up from the style of Equilibrium, then the next is another movie, develop your own style or emulate the same one the entire was through. Also, try a new style, this egg looking dude thing is mad worn out. Keep at it though.

EclipseNine responds:

first of all, i missed what you said the style was copied from. Ripped from moveies and crap? No animation? What the fuck are you talking about. Granted the grapics and shit arent great but thats the way I made them so fuck you. also, if your gunna bitch, atleast have something to back it up.

[Metal Gear Solid: AoD]

Ummm. WTF?

Ok, What the hell. The intro is some of the best animation I've seen, and then it gets into the story and goes right the hell down hill. Did somebody do the intro for you?

[Stick Figure Penalty: C2]

Very Nice, Sound Was Iffy

Don't wanna be a dick. But the sound could have been better, there were fairly few so I would have liked a bit better quality. Though I know how hard it is, got my asshole reamed out on my last anim for the sound. Otherwise everything was awesome, keep it up.

[Bush - U.S. of Whatever]

Military Intelligence?

Ok, this was awesome. I only have one problem, the military guy who reviews this seemed to think it was pro-bush. If that's the future of our military I'm so moving. But yeh, this sums up many of the problems with this guy, plsu it's funny, and while the animation wasn't the best the soudn editing was off the hook.

[Clock/ Lock War Pt 1]

die die die

This is terrible. First of all instead of making a craptacular flash you opted to make 4-5 craptacular flashes thus increasing the level of craptacultude exponentially. Also, clocks are over, they were funny at first, then hating them was kinda funny, but now, they are not funny at all. They wouldn't be funny is you shoved them up something funny's butt. The animation was derivative as was the sound. Here's an idea, have a unique thought for once in your life.

[desiderata]

Niiiice art

I love this, I am a big advocate of handdrawn to flash conversions. I am currently starting two series where I scan and digitally trace and ink my characters and certain environments. I think it's the perfect mesh of old school and new school, and I think this is also an amazing blend of styles. A+++

[final fantasy X parody]

Wow, this is like Suck to the Tenth Degree

Umm... yeh... the game wasn't all that great and this parody was even worse. Main problem, not funny. Other problems? Well, it wasn't funny, the animations were shitty, etc. etc.

JZM responds:

well, better than yours

[Freak : Prelude (Ep. 1)]

NIIICE

Nice, I know how you did it, but the technique is safe with me.

[Lost in Tijuana]

What a pile-o-crap

If you're thinking about watching this DON'T DO IT!!!!
Ok, I'm sorry, but I couldn't even sit through 30 seconds of that crap. The animations were mediocre, the color scheme was piss poor, and as soon as they started talking i wanted to kill the voice actors. Please, who ever did those voices should never ever ever be allowed to act ever again, for the safety of the free world.